Guest Post!

Awhile back my friend, Miss Britt, decided to challenge herself to guest post on other people's blogs.  I sent her a note and told her I'd love to take advantage of her offer. I knew I'd be busy during the holiday season and I thought you'd enjoy having her pay a visit.  She knows we talk a lot about the differences between men and women here. Not long after, she sent me the following.  Thank you Miss Britt for paying us a visit!

Him:  How was your day today?

Her:  Fine, except for the fact that I am hemorrhaging from my vagina.  But other than THAT... good.

Him:  Umm... OK...

Several minutes later, the couple is getting ready for bed.  They share the familiarity of two people who have gotten dressed and undressed in front of one another for years.  They mill back and forth between the master bedroom and the closet, pausing at the bathroom sink to floss and wash their faces.

As she's hanging up her skirt, he stops and watches her.

Him: By the way, you looked nice today.

Her:  Awww, thank you.

Him:  I like it when you wear tights like that.

Her:  Well thanks.  Again.  I appreciate you noticing.

Him:  Maybe you should just leave the tights on.  Maybe wear them to bed.

Her:  What part of HEMORRHAGING FROM MY VAGINA  did you find sexy?

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This post is part of <a href="http://miss-britt.com/2008/11/the-guest-post-challenge/"Miss Britt's Guest Post Challenge</a>.

Comments

[SSG]

if she's hemorrahging shouldn't she be in hospital. But maybe by hemorraghing she means "blood letting" as my boyfriend likes to call it. Men are weird.

[sometimessophia]

Gross. There's something really primal about sex and hemorrhaging from the vagina. I must be some kind of lower life form, because there is nothing about doing the deed in shades of red that appeals to me.

[jo]

if anyone is interested it is 7 degrees with windchill of
-10...my hair froze when I took the dog out this morning :)

[Donna in VA]

That's hysterical!
Men.

[thistle]

@Jo...ROFL... :)

[Momo Fali]

My husband wouldn't care if I was hemmorhaging from my ears, eyes, nose, mouth and vagina. He would still want to have sex.

[Kristan]

Oh goodness... Men are so one-track minded sometimes.

[goodfather]

Great guest post!

I rarely hemorrhage from my penis. When I had my vasectomy, my wife took the opportunity to harass me relentlessly for sex, so I SORT of know what this feels like ;) .

[Lo]

yeah, i'm always saying to my husband... so you picked THIS WEEK to be horny, did you? bad planning mister. i don't think you want to TOUCH that with a ten foot pole(snicker) let alone even see it. he gets squirmish even SEEING the tampon wrappers.

[Lori]

Men! Some just don't get it.