I'm still out of town. Most likely, I'm having terrible Internet withdrawals like any good addict. I'll be flying home tonight. Let's all hope my return flight is on time. (And that it doesn't CRASH!) If it's on time, I'll be back tomorrow with an announcement on the contest winner. In the meantime, here's a joke my sister forwarded to me on email recently.
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks
over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big, I mean really
big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and
then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's
bottom.
'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!'
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
'What's wrong?' he asks.
She answers: Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill
for one little weenie?
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Oh YEAH!!!!
bastard.
Posted by: vodkamom | January 19, 2009 at 03:54 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one! CanI use that?
Posted by: Alan | January 19, 2009 at 04:52 AM
Boys are stupid. LOL!
Posted by: Lori | January 19, 2009 at 05:22 AM
THAT'S hysterical!
I hope your withdrawls aren't toooooo painful and that you have a very safe trip.
Posted by: Donna in VA | January 19, 2009 at 06:03 AM
hehehehehehehehehe. 'one lil weenie.' hilarious!! go your sister. i like her already. btw, how many siblings do you have? are you eldest or youngest? i don't think i've ever heard (read?) you touch on this before.
i am sending you good flying vibes. i, too, have the stupid fear of falling. no one gets that i'm afraid of FALLING not heights. i scoff. morons.
but hey. here's to traveling and taking a path different from the normal day to day, right? :)
Posted by: Lo | January 19, 2009 at 06:42 AM
Cute joke... Have missed your posts. It will be great to have you back. Travel safely... ;)
Posted by: sometimessophia | January 19, 2009 at 06:56 AM
LOL ouch. Although I'd still probably have cried the first time he said it in the garden, because I'm overly emotional and sensitive like that...
Posted by: Kristan | January 19, 2009 at 07:17 AM
Yea baby!
Posted by: phhhst | January 19, 2009 at 07:56 AM
TOO FUNNY!!! Love it!!
Hallie
Posted by: Hallie | January 19, 2009 at 08:15 AM
hahahahaha too funny :D
Posted by: tonya cinnamon | January 19, 2009 at 08:38 AM
I seriously almost fell off my chair laughing. That's priceless!
Posted by: Smart Mouth Broad | January 19, 2009 at 09:55 AM
Oh yeah! That's the ticket! This post has been the best part of my Monday (at work on a holiday but who's counting) so far.
Posted by: Liz C | January 19, 2009 at 10:56 AM
Images of BBQ forks thru the heart started at the tape measure moment...
Cute tho, think the PerfectSister would like that one...i'll tell her if we ever get to BBQ season...
Posted by: thistle | January 19, 2009 at 10:57 AM
ahhaha that was hilarious!
Posted by: anne | January 19, 2009 at 08:06 PM