I'm in Chicago today. I have my laptop with me, but I knew I might not have time to write during my first 24 hours in town. I pre-wrote today's post for you for that very reason. I'll have a Chicago update for you on Monday for sure.
I have a friend named Jane Devin. Jane and I have been communicating back and forth about our love for the phrase turgid nipples. It started as a joke and it progressed when I used the phrase in a post a few days ago. Somehow it morphed into the decision we should invent a new cocktail.
I'd like to take credit for the creation of the Turgid Nipple cocktail, but in truth Jane came up with the recipe. The only thing I contributed was my love of limes.
Here's the recipe:
1 small can limeade (lemonade if you don't like lime)
4 oz. pomegranate vodka
1 tbsp maraschino cherry syrup (or to taste)
lime (or lemon) for garnish
paper umbrella optional
** Mix first three ingredients in a blender.
** Pour into tall glasses and garnish
** Get a little chilly and tipsy
** Turgid Nipples will result
Enjoy!
© Twenty Four At Heart
But no nipples involved?
Ah, the paradox. It's beautiful.
Posted by: stoneskin | July 24, 2009 at 04:27 AM
Any reason to invent a new cocktail, right? Hey, I'm on board!
Posted by: Maureen at IslandRoar | July 24, 2009 at 06:02 AM
Now this looks like a cocktail I must try.
Once a friend of mine and I invented a new drink called a grandma's tw*t. How's that for an appealing name?
Posted by: Jason | July 24, 2009 at 07:40 AM
Sounds mighty tasty!
Posted by: Buddha | July 24, 2009 at 06:24 PM
Yum!
Posted by: Fragrant Liar | July 24, 2009 at 08:26 PM
Oh, you and your nipples...
Posted by: Duchess | July 26, 2009 at 01:21 PM
Mmm. Sounds delicious. I would like to try your turgid nipples. HAHA I WENT THERE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Posted by: emmysuh | July 26, 2009 at 01:46 PM
My nipples are turgid just thinking about pulling out the blender....again.
:-)
Posted by: Jane | July 27, 2009 at 04:25 PM