Well, like many of you I'm absolutely swamped with "to-do's" right now. I'm at PT in the mornings for my bum arm. I have about an hour break and then I pick my son up from school and go back to PT so The Torturer can work on his ankle. (He's now in an ankle brace and can limp walk without crutches.) In other words, I'm living at PT - or so it feels. I might just bring my toothbrush and stay there 24/7.
The Torturer loves me. I'm sure of it.
In the meantime, family has arrived for the next several weeks and there's a lot to do at home. Plus, of course, there's all of the holiday stuff going on. (Parties and parties and maybe a few more parties!)
I explain this to you with the hope you'll better understand I'm utterly exhausted if I miss a post here and there over the next two weeks. Also, it's important you understand why I'm cheating and not really writing anything at all today.
Instead I'm sharing this with you:
The label that comes with it says:
"If the light stays on for more than four hours, call your erectrician."
It made me smile - I thought you'd like it too!
© Twenty Four At Heart
THAT is one of the FUNNIEST things I have seen in a very, very long time!
How I needed that laugh today! Thank you!!
Be well, 24.
Posted by: mama llama | December 16, 2009 at 03:09 AM
Cute. Does Amazon.com carry these? ;)
Posted by: sometimessophia | December 16, 2009 at 04:21 AM
Love it!
The next couple of weeks are crazy but we have to try and enjoy them. So by all means post less. We all should.
Posted by: [email protected] | December 16, 2009 at 05:11 AM
Okay, that made me bust out laughing.
I'm exhausted too - insomnia on top of everything else - and am thinking of "cheating" and re-running some of my old posts before I gained all 12 of my readers.
Posted by: Jan | December 16, 2009 at 05:11 AM
Now THAT'S funny! LOL
Posted by: Alan | December 16, 2009 at 05:48 AM
SO funny!. I'll take a dozen please.
Di
The Blue Ridge Gal
Posted by: di | December 16, 2009 at 06:07 AM
LOL OMG I LOVE IT!!!!!
I would TOTALLY put that on a light switch in my (future) basement/game room (assuming that I could easily remove it for when people like my parents or my boyfriend's family come to visit).
LOVE. IT!!!
Posted by: Kristan | December 16, 2009 at 06:45 AM
LOL! Awesome! Thanks for the smile today!
Posted by: Kelly | December 16, 2009 at 06:59 AM
Finally, a sex ad that's PG rated...lol!
Have fun with your gathering clan...but maybe you'll be posting sooner than you think just to 'get away' ;)
Lynn
Posted by: lynn | December 16, 2009 at 07:23 AM
Enjoy your family!
Posted by: Linda | December 16, 2009 at 07:41 AM
I want the light switch plate without the ad for Viagra.....
Posted by: Pseudo | December 16, 2009 at 07:58 AM
Very cute! Whenever we hear one of those commercials with the standard disclaimer, one of us always says "erections lasting longer than four hours should be applauded" instead of "reported". :)
Be sure to find some down time for yourself! Do they have an extra room at PT where you can nap in the afternoons?
Posted by: Liz Tee | December 16, 2009 at 08:32 AM
I loved it!
Posted by: jessica | December 16, 2009 at 08:50 AM
OMG! Hysterical! Did you take that shot?
Posted by: Michelle Pixie | December 16, 2009 at 10:06 AM
You won't believe it, but I had an idea that was very similar to that. Damn, another million bucks blown away. Back to the drawing board.
Posted by: Jack | December 16, 2009 at 10:46 AM
LMFAO- that is fucking hilarious!
Posted by: jennster | December 16, 2009 at 11:04 AM
Hi Suzanne: I went to Borders and bought the book that you recommended with the newspaper headlines as a gift for my mom's husband. I think he will really love it. It was 60 dollars at Borders but with my fictitious Border's 30percent off coupon it came to 42 dollars. Thanks for the suggestion.
Posted by: stacy | December 16, 2009 at 03:16 PM
Good one!!!
Posted by: Jason | December 16, 2009 at 08:00 PM
Ok, you have got to send this to me also!!
Posted by: The Queen of Chaos | December 19, 2009 at 09:29 AM