The Nipple Story, Part II

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Last Friday, I shared with you Part I of The Nipple Story.  If you haven't had an opportunity to read it yet, you'll want to click on the above link and do so now.

It's okay ... I'll wait.

...   ...   ...

All right then?

When I left off last Friday, I had just watched Average Joe (who wouldn't stop staring at my rack) leave the PT building.  I walked across the room to see what The Torturer wanted me to do next.

To my surprise, The Torturer informed me he was putting me in a Game Ready.  A Game Ready is a (very, very!) cold type of therapy.  It's an ice machine that inflates to squeeze the injured part of your body (compression) and continually circulates ice cold water around the injured body part at the same time.  It is extremely cold!  The Torturer hadn't used a Game Ready on me for nearly a year, but I had just completed some new activities and he wanted to minimize my swelling/pain/inflammation.  He thought the Game Ready would be more effective than my usual ice packs.

This is what the Game Ready for a shoulder/arm injury like mine looks like:

 

You see where this is going, don't you? 

When I'm in a Game Ready I keep my t-shirt on, unlike the man shown in the photo above.  Not that it really makes any difference, because the damn thing gets cold enough to make me gasp.  The initial shock of cold water on my chest, literally, takes my breath away.

A year ago, when I last used a Game Ready, I had not yet had my breast reduction.  I had my same, very nice, cute, nipples, but they were not bionic.  I distinctly remember telling The Torturer (pre-bionic nipples) that he was freezing my tits off.  He laughed and ignored me, as he always frequently does.  

I might have been high on pain meds at the time, but nonetheless, I spoke the truth.

So there I sat, last week, for quite some time with the Game Ready strapped to my bodacious boobs.  (Twenty minutes?  Thirty minutes?  I lost all sense of time.)  

I frantically texted one of my girlfriends saying, "The Torturer is freezing my nips off!!  SERIOUSLY!"

As I sat there with my icy, tightly-bound tits, The Torturer left to work with another patient.  When my time on the Game Ready was finally over, one of the techs unstrapped me and informed me I was done for the day and could leave.

I did.  

I left.  

I got in my car, and I drove about two minutes across the street to the post office.

If I had bothered to even momentarily glance down at my breasticles I would have gone straight home instead of out in public.

My nipple-erections were protruding so far out of my chest, they would have put any well-endowed man to shame.

But I'm getting ahead of myself (*ahem*), because I didn't realize the condition of my hooters at the time.

I parked my car and then tossed a bundle of bills in the big blue mailbox outside of the post office door.  At the same time, I realized I was hungry, in fact starving.  By now it was 1 p.m. and I'd had little more than my morning coffee the entire day.

There's a sandwich shop right next to the post office.  I decided to run in and order something to go.  I ordered a turkey sandwich, on wheat, no mayo.  (That's really not important, but I thought you might be curious.)  

While my sandwich was being made, I decided to make a quick trip to the restroom.  I walked down a little hallway.  As I did so, two men exited the men's bathroom.  The first man was talking to the man behind him and not looking where he was going.  He collided right into me.

Have I ever mentioned how graceful I am?

Perhaps not.

There was some water on the floor (which was tile) and when he collided with me, I ... sort of went flying.

Really, what happened next is just a blur.  I was flying and then it seemed like there were arms all over the place ... and I never really landed.  I suppose you could say, I was caught in mid-air.

Or mid-fall.

When time finally stopped, my feet were on the ground and Average Joe was standing there with his hands holding my boobs.  My peaks were in the valleys of his hands.  

Also?

My peaks were very peaked.

He had broken my fall, caught me mid-air, by my knockers.

In fact, one of his thumbs was right there on top of my very turgid nipple ... in the deli ... at just a few minutes after 1 p.m. in the afternoon.

It all happened so quickly, I was momentarily too stunned to take it in.

Was I supposed to thank him for breaking my fall?  Curse him for running into me?  Slap him for grabbing my golden globes?

Average Joe's hands lingered longer than they should have and damn if he didn't give a little squeeze before he let go of my boobs.  His thumb rubbed my nipple as if he couldn't help himself and he licked his lips before he moved away.

I was so flabbergasted by the whole sequence of events, I couldn't utter a single word.

I was shocked into silence and if you know me at all, you know silence on my part is not something that happens ever very often.

It was probably only a few seconds, but it seemed like an hour before his eyes left my breasts and he actually looked at my face.  Recognition washed over him and he, at least, had the decency to act flustered.

He asked me if I was all right.

I managed to stammer, "I'm fine."

"I'm glad you're okay," he said.  Then he added, "Well, I'm sure I'll be seeing you again at physical therapy soon."

Then, just like that, he departed with his friend.

I walked into the women's restroom.

I was greeted by a full length mirror and a vision reflecting back at me of my twin protruding princesses.

I wanted to die.  Or, at least, hide in the bathroom for a year or two. 

I know it's only a matter of time (a few days?) until I run into Average Joe at PT again.  Maybe now that he's actually felt my boobs, he won't stare at them so much?

Aaaack!

I'm blushing at the very thought.

© Twenty Four At Heart

Comments

[Mad Woman]

Ahahahahahaha!!!!! Maybe he used your nips as handles to catch you by? I would have been mortified!!

[Kelly]

BWAHAHA! Sorry! Hee hee!
OMG! He LICKED HIS LIPS!
haaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa!

[Jojo]

Jesus fucking christ - at what point are you going to supply us with a link to your porn site? This all seems too far fetched for me. I've been reading your blog for quite some time, but I'm out of here.

[Mo]

But he didn't mention how very cold they were? That, at least, is remarkably restrained.

[vodkamom]

oh sweet jesus.

[Joanne]

well, seems you have run off another prude! oh my... um.... BYE!
To preserve your status as BWB (blone WITH brains), I think next time you see him, you should make him aware that you know you were groped. or the moron will probably convince himself you are hot for him!...
and again, BYE JOJO ( make sure you write a blog if you are ever fortunate enough to have that stick removed)

[Joanne]

um, blonde, I meant Blonde with brains, sorry

[[email protected]]

He sounds like a creep. Like he couldn't reach for your arms or shoulders??? I think the Torturer needs to supply some special PT padding!

[Stephen]

Maybe you can talk the torturer into applying the Game Ready to the pervert's crotch. And then just kinda, sorta, absentmindedly forget about him for a little too long. Shrivelsville for the stud.

[Jan]

OMG - what a low-life! What a scum-bag! (What a...man.)

I'm with Stephen - the Game Ready goes on the perv's crotch next time he "sees you in PT."

[di]

Do your nipples hurt from being so erect all the time? Just wondering....

Di

[Twenty Four At Heart]

I've offended someone (again!). Oh my.

Porn site? I didn't realize breasts were so naughty, but then I am from California.

I'm also not sure what seems so far-fetched? That I was at Pt and a man there was one of those guys who never stops staring at a woman's breasts? That I was in a Game Ready and it made my nipples (even more) erect? Far fetched? No - my reality. That I ran into him across the street at the sandwich shop later? Is that such a reach? Maybe if you're not familiar with my small community it would seem that way. That I collided with him and fell? Well ... no one who knows me IRL would be the least shocked at THAT. That he grabbed me by the breasts? I think his initial grab was unintentional ... meaning I don't think he was AIMING for my breasts ... but he sure didn't seem to mind finding them. That I'll most likely see him again at PT? I'm actually worried I'll see him there TODAY.

Far fetched? I suppose my whole life is sorta far-fetched. But it IS my life.

Also? JoJo? You used the F-word. That's really more appropriate for a porn site.

No, Di my nipples don't hurt. Of course, the Game Ready brought them out to an extreme measure. If I had to be in that thing all day I think they'd fall off.

[di]

Oops, hope I didn't offend you with my question. You know I've been reading you quite a while, and well.... I know when I was younger and had erect nips quite often that after a while they would get well, tender and almost ache.

Sorry about your troll. Probably better if she does not come around anymore since yours is a very realistic blog. Some people can't take discussing reality and perhaps need to read the 'WWJD blogs'. Because we all know Jesus is real, right??? LMBO I can send her some of those links if she prefers, all the links I DON'T VISIT!

[Sandi]

JoJo- Why in God's name would you think she was writing a porn site or making this stuff up? Get lost and don't let the door hit you in the ass.

My gripe about you and all the idiots on my blog that do the same thing, Is that you have to leave with attention. If you don't like the way Suzanne writes, or what she writes about, then go away. You don't need to leave the BIG "unfollow" comment.

If this entire post isn't so "Twenty-four" I don't know what is. And I know her and love her in real life.

[Twenty Four At Heart]

Di - your nipple comment did NOT offend me! : )

[missy]

I am posting this in comments instead of an email so all your female readers may benefit from this product, Dimrs. They are thin silicone shields that slip into your bra. They do not add extra volume - they dim the headlights. The website is dimrs.com. I have recommended them to 2 friends who can't live without them now.

[Pam]

I am laughing my ass off! Great post!

[Joanne]

yea, JoJo, there is a remedy to your irritation! if you look carefully at the top of your computer screen..... on the far left there is a little red "X" move the cursor (the arrow, not you) and CLICK, please

[kathygee1]

Well, maybe you should look on the bright side. Wouldn't it have been worse if he grabbed you by the injured arm? Just saying. LOL Some men are too much. Really!

Great post as always! :-)

[Tracey @ TropicalHappiness]

Wait, you have a porn site AND a blog? You are too cool. LOL... JUST KIDDING! I'm new to your site and almost fell out of my chair laughing at your nipple story! I think Average Joe needs a new name- I'm not witty, but I'm sure it should have boobage in there, or maybe just call him the guy-with-catchers-mitts-as-hands!
Anyway just wanted to say hello! Love your blog!

[The Queen of Chaos]

Once again you have made me smile and giggle.

[Momma Pixie]

I adore you 24! I love that a little post about your nips caused such a commotion. ;) I bet Jojo is just upset because she is related to Average Joe.

[Lori]

I haven't been able to visit in a while but sure am glad I came when you posted something to make me laugh. Thank you....I needed this. :)

[mama llama]

Oh my...

Oh MY.

That was, quite unfortunately, a great laugh I had at your expense.

Good riddance to those who cannot appreciate a good story. I remain ever appreciative of your sense of humor about LIFE.

Be well, 24.

[Alan]

Seriously..at some point you're gonna have to show us these things because we are almost friends with them by now. And not to be pointed (get the pun?), but the day you DO introduce us, the internet will probably explode with hits! LOL (I know I shared this comment with you on Twitter...but it was too good to NOT say it again...)

[Jason]

Shut UP!!! How come these things happen to you? This story couldn't have been any better if you had lied.

[Jason]

OH, and PS?

Did you have an orgasm? You must have, considering the fact that a mere breeze can send you reeling.

I think you left that part out!

[Twenty Four At Heart]

Um, no Jason - no orgasm.
My nipples were practically frozen at the time.

[LPC]

We've all got our haters. Mine always accuse me of not being real. Yours imagine you have a porn site. I guess they've just got nothing better to do. Someone advised me to speak strictly to haters, so that the rest of us can carry on laughing!

[Maria]

so there might be a part III to the story! LOL jk hopefully not!

[MommaSunshine]

OMG. Love it!!

Poor you, though. Wow.

[Kim @ Beautiful Wreck]

I read both nipple posts back to back and am laughing my ass off. Guy sounds creepy. I wonder what he will do the next time you see him.

[Pseudo]

You make me laugh so. I missed you. Gals I am getting computer time ; -)

[vic]

Where's this gym?? I'll buy a ticket to see you there. I like a nice firm boobs